What the Chuck???

The Jim Thorpe Association has listed all the folks eligible to be voted into the Oklahoma Sports Hall of Fame. And this year's list of eligibles...is pretty impressive!!

From football...you've got the Boz.

From baseball...that monster, Pete Inviglia.

Out on the links...Bob Tway.

From wrestling...Kendall Cross.

From rodeo...I don't know if he was any good or not...but, I'm gonna use him for my fake-name everytime I go to Vegas from this point forward...Clem McSpadden!! "Howdy ma'am..I'm Clem McSpadden!"

Oh, and there was this one other guy who's eligible to be voted in...and if the voters know what's good for them...HE WILL Be! That person..comes to us from the world of martial arts...and you bet your sweet bippy, I'm talkin' 'bout Chuck Norris. HALLELUJIAH!

So, for any of the Hall's voters who may be thinking twice about whether Lonewolf McQuade, himself, deserves a spot (well hell...his own wing) in the hall of Fame)...here's a few sports facts about the man, you may wanna consider:

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word "hunting" infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

And, one time when Chuck Norris played golf for money, he marked down a 0 for every hole. A pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck turned toward the man and said, "I'm Chuck Norris". The man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful way to die than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face anyway.

So, you see, Chuck may be Walker, TEXAS Ranger...but don't think for a second he won't come back to Oklahoma and get you, because you should always remember...if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Don't say you haven't been warned! I'd check that box next to his name if I were you!