Friday Moron

Today's Mental Midget hails from Germany...as we usher in Friedrich Riesfeldt, a Zoo-keeper, who fed his plugged-up pachyderm 22 doses of elephant laxative, along with more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes to help get things going.

On top of the drugs and dietary delicacies, Friedrich was in the process of administering an "Olive Oil Enema" (and you think your job sucks)...when the relieved beast UNLOADED!!

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defacation knocked poor Friedrich to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock, as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him, thus proving the point that S**t does indeed happen!